Nienna sounded interesting as a 'new type' of goddess (Goddess of Pity? A variation of the Love Goddess Arda Divine Patreon is missing?)
But then you realize her tears are the equivalent of sending thoughts and prayers
Like...girl, what are you doing about all the suffering?
Nothing like all the Valar, ‘course.
Like they be more interested in teaching a lesson ta tha Noldor than helping every other Children sooo. Ya ken how they be.
Evil.
Tah lot o'them.
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Honestly, all the Valar are Creepy and Evil and give me the heeby jeebies <<
https://archiveofourown.org/works/10858446
Ever read this one?
Nope, but hot dam, yeah. I agree 100%
One reason I love Tolkien crossovers with 'powerful worlds' is because I love elves realizing how little they are. Imagine a crossover with Fate/Stay Night? With Doomguy? Kratos? Thanos? Voltron? Ancient Mythology? The Fair Folk?
So many stronger worlds, people and begins.
I keep thinking about how they would react with other McGunffins (like the Infinite Stones, the Amazons's Lasso of Truth, Bleach's Zanpakutous...)
I think they would probally want to 'keep it safe' or take it to Valinor, mostly wouldn't want to leave it at the hands of 'lesser begins' like Men (LOL). Just elves not having control of the situation would drive them fuckers nuts.
I guess they would also demand answers about what the McGunffins are? In a very condescending and annoying way.
I just wish we had more serious good Tolkien crossovers
What do you think?
So if we are talking about the Quendi? ANYTHING beyond what the Valar said would frigging TERRIFY them. Like… all out, barely contained terror.
They would desperately try to bring it back into their lil mental scheme for sure, and yeah… be real condescending about that xD
Save for Feanor. He would eat that shit UP.
Tumblr: My fave Silm characters totally smoke weed.
You fool. No they don’t. Put away the stoner jokes and use your critical thinking skills for five seconds.
The Noldor do not and would never smoke weed. Thranduil smokes weed because he’s a chill party guy who likes to get fucked up. The Noldor are type A aggressive control freaks.
The Noldor do coke.
THATS it. NO wet food for a MONTH
“Well, you know - fuck the Valar. Except don’t, I bet they’re terrible in bed, says Loki.”— Leave of Absence
“absolutely HORRID”
“They just be envious, ’s all”
*said the Wanderer, sporting a shirt with “humans do it better” on the front*
*In the back “Sex. For all the elves, I meant sex”*
It took me longer than I will ever admit to realize that your picture is Bronn 😅
IT WAS THE BEST FACECLAIM FOR THE WANDERER AHAHAHA
If you are living right now in 2023 and are still a big fan of LOTR please reblog bro where are my fellow Tolkienites (Tolkieneers?)